svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

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5 hours ago 4,481 notes

eidak:

the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience

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1 day ago 7,439 notes

hydrogyne:

romtorum5ever:

Robin the bank

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do-you-know-where-your-towel-is:

*whispers into your ear* I just really like Star Trek okay

1 day ago 10 notes

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

#actual spn line

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1 day ago 222,720 notes

life-live-learn-seek:

Me

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1 day ago 15,932 notes

nonomella:

my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe

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1 day ago 121,570 notes

furything:

can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples

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pink-vulva:

once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out. 

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1 day ago 345,636 notes

sne:

sschol:

this is from spy kids

holy fuck

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1 day ago 600,096 notes

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

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